Twin Peaks: Season 3, Episode 8, Recap of the Most F*cked Up Episode Yet

Showtime's 'Twin Peaks,' Season 3, Episode 8, Carel Struycken

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So, we all like to talk about how random David Lynch is, but now we need to stop that shit. All this time we have been enabling him. Every time we have called what David Lynch does “quirky” or “boundary-pushing” we have merely been letting him amble on down the path leading to the MOST FUCKED UP EPISODE OF TWIN PEAKS EVER.

I don’t even know where to start with Episode 8 of Twin Peaks Season 3. As a result of this, instead of trying to make sense of it all, I will just reprint my comments from The Snarking Dead’s Facebook page. You all can make sense of it any way you like.

Showtime's 'Twin Peaks,' Season 3, Episode 8, Bad Coop

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“In the history of bad ideas, I am guessing attempting to blackmail Bad Coop is right up there.”

“What the fuck was that thing on the road???#creepyAF”

“Really? You need to pee? #morebadideas#horror101″

“So, where does Bad Coop go when he dies? Does he even die? Please let this mean Dougie will fully turn into Dale Cooper now.”

“Da faq?! Nine Inch Nail. Mother fucker! Haha! Who knew Nine Inch Nail was the key to resurrection?”

Showtime's 'Twin Peaks,' Season 3, Episode 8, explosion

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“July 16, 1945. White Sands, New Mexico??? I kind of feel like I am stuck in some psychedelic doco from hell…”

“Is the answer to everything aliens? Or is the radiation just fucking with me?”

“Can we stop the train? I want to get off *pukes*”

“See kids, this is the reason you don’t do drugs.”

Showtime's 'Twin Peaks,' Season 3, Episode 8, pink explosion

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“What a cluster fuck. But not a hot AF Sense8 cluster fuck, a drink the Koolaid sort of cluster fuck.”

“Does any of this mean anything? Oh god, it probably does but all I can think of is how fucked up it must be inside David Lynch’s head…”

“Is this going to go on for the whole episode??? Can they at least bring Nine Inch Nail back?”

“So, it is half way through the episode now. I know this because I checked. I also accidentally fast-forwarded through a minute or so but I am not rewinding that shit!”

“Is David Lynch just fucking us over to see how many people will still call him “edgy” after this episode?”

He's losing his mind, The Wedding Singer, Twin Peaks, Episode 8

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“If I were a song right now I would be that one from The Wedding Singer.”

“Things I would rather watch right now:

Paint dry
American Horror Story: Roanoke
This video from the internet:”

“I’m guessing there won’t be any pie in this episode…”

“Oh shit, was that blob being released on the world important? SHIT, should have paid attention…”

Showtime's 'Twin Peaks,' Season 3, Episode 8, woman

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“August 5, 1956, New Mexico Desert. Fuck! Is this another fucked up doco? I don’t think I can take much more.”

“Awesome. All that so a bug can be born. Thank you David Lynch <insert sarcasm here>”

“Is that one of the trolls that were dancing over dead Bad Coop earlier? Do I even care?”

“Got a light?”

“Someone just light his cigarette already. Maybe that is the key, that is what will make all of this just go away…”

“*bug crawls into girls mouth*”

“It’s over! Thank fuck it’s over!!!”

It's over, happy dance gif, Twin Peaks, Episode 8

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Coffee count: 0 Pie count: 0

So, what did you think of Episode 8 of Twin Peaks? Let us know by commenting below!

Twin Peaks is currently airing on Showtime in the U.S. every Sunday at 9 pm and on Stan in Australia.

The synopsis for Episode 9 of Twin Peaks Season 3 isn’t out yet. This scares me.

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